daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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fancypancakes:

x

From sentimental to pun humor in an instant

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lchyeahyeah:

A peeping Hannah Hart for your blog

lchyeahyeah:

A peeping Hannah Hart for your blog

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

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we-have-a-connection:

orphan black is terrifying because fans can’t calm themselves down by saying things like “cosima isn’t going to die, her actress was on set for season 3” because tatiana will never not be on set and this haunts me 

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