nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

(via hudlion)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(Source: sadtit, via ireallylovebees)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via hudlion)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via ruinedchildhood)

"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

(Source: r-ed-iscover-peace, via pythagorastheorem)

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain, via pythagorastheorem)